My friend Shoshana told me that I have “the hip or homeless” look she loves so much. I just got off of a plane from Utah where I spent the weekend drinking whiskey with Jews on a mountain top. I think it is really helping my look come together.
Why do you have a map of the United States on your wall?
Cause I’m such a big fan of Rocketboom?
No wait. Cause Katie is a cartography nut.
Your face needs more grime for the homeless look. Suggest not washing for 3 weeks.
That is great advice! I’ll start today.
Ben– use the hip bit to enter Esquire’s Best-Dressed Real Man contest– you could win 5,000 dollars, cash money! That will give you plenty of money to travel back to Utah and buy more whiskey. http://www.bdrm07.esquire.com/
Peggy - I just entered! Now it is up to you to make sure I win!
You just got five stars from me!
Obviously, it is also up to YOU.
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