Ben Brown, Internet Rockstar Feverish Velocity

Not Cool.

My friend Dan Fost just sent me this:

LIAM SULLIVAN TO JOIN CAST OF MARGARET CHO’S “THE SENSUOUS WOMAN”

NEW BURLESQUE-STYLE VARIETY SHOW KICKS OFF 4-WEEK LIMITED ENGAGEMENT SEPTEMBER 26th IN NYC

Internet rock star and burgeoning comedic star Liam Sullivan will join the incomparable Margaret Cho in her new Off-Broadway burlesque-style variety show The Sensuous Woman, set for a special limited four-week engagement beginning Wednesday, September 26 at The Zipper Factory (336 West 37th Street). Official Opening Night is set for Saturday, October 6. The Sensuous Woman will also play in Chicago at the Lakeshore Theater from Wednesday, September 19 - Saturday, September 22.

Now listen, people. You can’t just go around labeling anyone an internet rockstar, not even if you misspell it. There can be only one. And he is me. It is in Wikipedia, and as Stephen Colbert will tell you, that means it is true. So stop.

hmm, if he’s such a rockstar, how come he looks like a cross between Stuart Smalley and Alfred E. Newman?

remember rockstardick.jpg? i do.