DOOMED!
Hey everyone!
Don’t eat tuna in New York City! It’s poison!
I think Winter is a great season for global economic panic!
Yahoo! News reports that we’re all going to be eaten by bacteria! Hopefully they won’t be fired for saying so.
Oh, and Heath Ledger was found dead in Mary Kate Olsen’s apartment.
If only there was a way the Internet could solve these problems. Then, I might have something positive to suggest.
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