Ben Turns Thirty
Today is my 30th birthday. I hope that my still young friends can continue to trust me, even though I am now officially a member of the establishment.
I am very flattered that Corey Denis thought my birthday was newsworthy. If you are as impressed as I am at myself, you should buy me some LEGOs. I got almost 2000 bricks this morning from my best friend Tim and my future mom-in-law Susan, including the highly coveted LEGO Ark of the Covenant! Booya!
The photo above is from my 5th birthday. Tomorrow, I plan on recreating this scene at In-n-Out Burger, where I am meeting my friends to eat meat and drink their milkshakes through an elaborate system of pump-driven interconnected straws.
I am excited about being 30. I can finally stop lying about my age and get the respect I deserve!
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