Ben Brown is telling you to do something.
Dear Internet,
I believe very strongly that Barack Obama should be the next president of this country. He is very good looking, has a smoove voice, and has made a real promise to America to leave literally nothing untouched by his masterful hand. Finally, the blood-powered flesh-eating demon winds of transformation will sweep across our fertile land, first reaping, and then sowing. It will be a glorious future with Emperor Obama in charge, one that I have signed on for wholeheartedly.
AND SO SHOULD YOU.
I just gave $250 to the Obama campaign. This is in addition to the $250 I gave him a few months ago, and the $100 I gave before that. I wish this money wasn’t going to end up in the pockets of FOX affiliates in Texas or whatever, but I think whatever has to be done to get the message out must be done. I am proud and excited to be in bed with a man like Obama. Especially when we spoon.
I am asking you, my educated and affluent blog audience, to put your money where my mouth is and donate some cash to Baracktimus Prime. I have set myself a personal fund raising goal of $10,000. I would need both my hands, both my feet and my penis to count the number of friends I have who have made $10,000 in an 8-hour period, crapping out HTML.
I AM POINTING AT YOU.
Don’t think. Don’t whinge. Don’t tell me you just did it and to stop yelling at you. Donate right now to Barack Obama.
Don’t worry, they take AMEX!
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