Grain, Grain, Go Away
I wrote a quick post for Apocalypsia, Offsprung’s DOOM column about the Iranian wheat fungus and the impending demise of the cavendish banana. Woo, famine! Woo, plague!
I wrote a quick post for Apocalypsia, Offsprung’s DOOM column about the Iranian wheat fungus and the impending demise of the cavendish banana. Woo, famine! Woo, plague!
Dear Internet,
I believe very strongly that Barack Obama should be the next president of this country. He is very good looking, has a smoove voice, and has made a real promise to America to leave literally nothing untouched by his masterful hand. Finally, the blood-powered flesh-eating demon winds of transformation will sweep across […]
After my friend Dana who is a genius told me that I had to stop being a retard and give in to the Facebooks, I spent a few hours and created a Facebook Apps version of Iwtst. It lives, appropriately, on Facebook. It will tell your friends what movies you want to […]
Hey everyone!
Don’t eat tuna in New York City! It’s poison!
I think Winter is a great season for global economic panic!
Yahoo! News reports that we’re all going to be eaten by bacteria! Hopefully they won’t be fired for saying so.
Oh, and Heath Ledger was found dead in Mary Kate Olsen’s apartment.
If only there was […]
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