Ben Brown, Internet Rockstar Feverish Velocity



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    Ben Brown is telling you to do something.

    Do it!

    Dear Internet,

    I believe very strongly that Barack Obama should be the next president of this country. He is very good looking, has a smoove voice, and has made a real promise to America to leave literally nothing untouched by his masterful hand. Finally, the blood-powered flesh-eating demon winds of transformation will sweep across our fertile land, first reaping, and then sowing. It will be a glorious future with Emperor Obama in charge, one that I have signed on for wholeheartedly.

    AND SO SHOULD YOU.

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    I just gave $250 to the Obama campaign. This is in addition to the $250 I gave him a few months ago, and the $100 I gave before that. I wish this money wasn’t going to end up in the pockets of FOX affiliates in Texas or whatever, but I think whatever has to be done to get the message out must be done. I am proud and excited to be in bed with a man like Obama. Especially when we spoon.

    I am asking you, my educated and affluent blog audience, to put your money where my mouth is and donate some cash to Baracktimus Prime. I have set myself a personal fund raising goal of $10,000. I would need both my hands, both my feet and my penis to count the number of friends I have who have made $10,000 in an 8-hour period, crapping out HTML.

    I AM POINTING AT YOU.

    Don’t think. Don’t whinge. Don’t tell me you just did it and to stop yelling at you. Donate right now to Barack Obama.

    Don’t worry, they take AMEX!


    Full Disclosure

    After my friend Dana who is a genius told me that I had to stop being a retard and give in to the Facebooks, I spent a few hours and created a Facebook Apps version of Iwtst. It lives, appropriately, on Facebook. It will tell your friends what movies you want to see, and tell you what movies your friends want to see. That is all it was ever supposed to do, and now it does it with all your existing Facebook friends.

    Let me tell you, I would much rather have been able to build Facebook into Iwtst, allowing people to see their Facebook friends inside my website instead of vice-versa. I look forward to the day when that is possible. I still feel very strongly that being forced to play in someone’s sandbox is a bad thing. But I’ve got to admit that the adoption rate of Iwtst on Facebook has been about 10 times that of the new signup rate on Iwtst.com.

    God Damn It!

    Obviously, the jury is still out on whether or not these members will be good members. Will they actually use the app, or am I just seeing new signups because people have to add the application just to see what it is? We’ll see! I’ll keep you posted.


    Ben Turns Thirty

    Today is my 30th birthday. I hope that my still young friends can continue to trust me, even though I am now officially a member of the establishment.

    I am very flattered that Corey Denis thought my birthday was newsworthy. If you are as impressed as I am at myself, you should buy me some LEGOs. I got almost 2000 bricks this morning from my best friend Tim and my future mom-in-law Susan, including the highly coveted LEGO Ark of the Covenant! Booya!

    The photo above is from my 5th birthday. Tomorrow, I plan on recreating this scene at In-n-Out Burger, where I am meeting my friends to eat meat and drink their milkshakes through an elaborate system of pump-driven interconnected straws.

    I am excited about being 30. I can finally stop lying about my age and get the respect I deserve!


    SMITH Magazine Relaunch

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    My friends at SMITH just launched a new version of their website with all sorts of fun ways for people to participate. SMITH is a magazine of stories, and has until recently been mostly a traditional edited publication. However, after Larry and Tim had such success with their Six Word Memoirs project on Twitter, they decided that they wanted to open up the magazine so that a lot more people could share their stories.

    Larry and Tim approached me about helping them to create the software for this expansion early last year. They wanted to be able to create different story writing activities for the folks in their community, and add some social networking features like member profiles. The goal was to create a space where people could tell their stories, compare with others, and meet interesting and like-minded folks. Instead of being a magazine you read, it could be a 24/7 literary salon that you attend and participate in.

    The package I delivered to the guys included not only the code that powers the story submissions, member profiles and administrative backend tools, but extensive documentation on a library of functions that were to be used for integrating with other pages on the site - powered by Wordpress, or otherwise. Each writing project that they create functions as its own little pod, and can be extensively customized. This way, the features can evolve and change as the community (and the associated gigantic database of awesome personal stories) grows, without having to create everything from scratch each time they want to do something new.

    It is amazing to see the site now, several months after I delivered the final code. Tim Barkow is a coding genius and has taken the raw tools I gave him and has crafted a really exciting, inviting site. As someone who struggles for endless hours every single time I try to design a button, it is especially delightful to see my code dressed in such pretty clothes! It always wonderful to see people using software that you created to do interesting things.

    Now, go check out SMITH and write a story or two of your own. And if you have an idea for a project like the one I did for those guys, drop me a line!


    I wrote a six-word memoir at Smithmag.net

    I wrote a six-word memoir at the new Smithmag.net. I am super proud to have worked with Larry and Tim to build all the new community features on their web site. It is awesome!


    DOOMED!

    Hey everyone!

    Don’t eat tuna in New York City! It’s poison!

    I think Winter is a great season for global economic panic!

    Yahoo! News reports that we’re all going to be eaten by bacteria! Hopefully they won’t be fired for saying so.

    Oh, and Heath Ledger was found dead in Mary Kate Olsen’s apartment.

    If only there was a way the Internet could solve these problems. Then, I might have something positive to suggest.


    I wish I could own this outfit

    This is one of the 3000+ amazing photos The Library of Congress just posted on Flickr. Check them out here.


    Whose Tube?

    In late 2001, when I moved back to Austin from a year spent writing children’s television shows in New Zealand - this is a true detail - I discovered that the job market for zany internet guys had dried up, and thus entered into a 4-month sabbatical from employment. During this period, I filled my time with a little video experiment called The Ben Brown Show, where I created a 3-4 minute mini-show every few days and posted it to the internet. At the time, posting these videos was pretty hard. It took a long time to upload and to download. It filled up my disk space. My biggest fear at that time was that a lot of people would see my video, thus causing my internet traffic bill to skyrocket. I avoided this problem by removing each episode as the next one was published. That way, even if one of the episodes got popular, it wouldn’t lead to my entire back catalog being downloaded, draining me entirely of my delicious money.

    OH NO! SUCCESS!

    YouTube came along eventually and made this process totally painless. I mean, YouTube is a pretty amazing thing, I’ll admit it, but coming from the perspective of someone who posted video online BEFORE YouTube, HOLY SHIT, THEY ARE GIVING AWAY FREE VIDEO HOSTING. I could not only host new videos, but all of my old videos! Forever! For free! For a long time, this sounded like an amazing offer. Video hosting is HARD, SLOW and EXPENSIVE, so getting it for fast, easy and free is a virtually unbeatable deal. Especially if you are as cheap as I am, and let me tell you folks, I am cheap. CHEAP!

    I am definitely willing to watch advertising in return for services and entertainment - that is the basic handshake of the internet and of the media business in general, and I acknowledge and value it. When I see advertisements in my Gmail, or next to my Google searches, I understand that to be my payment to them for providing a valuable service.

    While reading this somewhat ranty post about Google and Second Life and privacy isssues and how they are going to generate a giant profile of my exact consumer habbits - all my favorite subjects! - this bit really caught my eye:

    While Google pretends to be the “good guy” by lobbying for nonrestrictive web usage, it continues to archive all of our actions. But why? Could it be that while we play in digital worlds, Google is betting that virtual reality is indeed a growing part of our culture, and that we might even prefer cyber worlds to our own. And why not, we already enjoy performing every aspect of our lives for Google’s benefit on YouTube.

    Wait, I thought I was getting the benefit here! My original calculation of the deal with YouTube was video hosting in exchange for viewing ads. I guess I imagined that my video wasn’t doing anything unless I called it into action - to show it to a friend, or to link to it from my blog. But that’s not actually the sum of it. In exchange for the video hosting, YouTube gets to trot my video out to whoever wants to see it! And with that, they get all the hits for my video! And all the ad impressions from EVERYONE who sees my video. I’m paying more than I originally thought. I had been thinking of YouTube as a tool for sharing video. Now, I am starting to see them as a distribution network that’ll loan me a slice of space if I grant them license to use and reuse my content.

    All of a sudden, the hammer is demanding part ownership of the birdhouse I used it to build.

    All of a sudden, I feel like I am creating videos for Google to sell.

    Now, don’t get me wrong - I don’t feel that this is an inequitable situation. I really don’t need Google to send me a check for the pennies they’ve earned on my videos. After all, I, like most people on YouTube, use it to share videos with a very small set of people. The utility for me is definitely more valuable than any advertising income Google might earn on it.

    For now.

    I wonder how much benefit Google will actually get from our little partnership in the long run. I have a sneaking suspicion that the presence of each video on YouTube is a lot more valuable than the pennies it makes on ads in the short term. What really concerns me, all of a sudden, is that the videos that I have uploaded to YouTube are now essentially out of my control, to be used by Google for Google’s benefit, not for mine. My video is now effectively in service to Google’s goals, whatever they are.

    I wonder, will there be a point when this deal is no longer fair? I wonder, will I be able to tell when it happens? I wonder, has it already happend?

    I admit, I am definitely struggling with the varied roles I personally play in the media buying / selling / creating landscape. And right now, I am just picking on Google and YouTube because the blog I quoted picked on them. But I really think that the whirlwind of change that we are currently experiencing in the media is just the gentle stirrings of a much bigger and more violent storm still on the horizon. As Google (and companies like it) grow to compete with or replace traditional broadcast networks and record companies and newspapers, we the users will start to look more and more like the television writers, who you may remember are on strike right now against their distribution networks.

    What happens when we cross the line from users to content creators? And what if the terms of service don’t seem to apply the same way? Do we go on strike? We aren’t a union! We aren’t even employees! We’re just performing our lives for Google’s benefit, and hoping they continue to play nice.

    To be fair, Google does currently pay some of the top producers for their content. And I’m sure that they’ll eventually expand this program and pay anyone who wants to earn their pennies. But agreements like this do not guarantee that we’ll all get a fair shake. And sure, you can always delete your videos off of YouTube, but then nobody will be able to revel in your hilarious circa-2002 antics!

    I love to fantasize about the scifi totalitarian regime Google will eventually become just as much as everyone else, but I think there are scary things happening today that I don’t really hear anyone complaining about. Google and other new media companies can and are doing an end run around the political and economic protections that were fought for by the good folks who put their creative necks on the line before us. It may not matter today, but I doubt that the Google authored YouTube terms of service will ever provide a suitable replacement for the Writers Guild. Of course, I’m sure Google doesn’t see YouTube’s existence as undermining organized labor, but as the media tide shifts and the network evolves and the line between tool user and media author blurs, I find myself hoping that we don’t have to refight battles for fairness and freedom that have already been fought.

    (Dear Readers, I promise that next time I post, it will not be about my personal struggles with capitalism!)


    Follow The Money

    Sippey linked to this AdAge article about how we’re just now getting into the season of big advertising spending for the Presidential candidates, and it made me realize just how much money is going to be spent on advertising. Obama and Clinton talk about having raised $100+ million dollars. The Republicans have $50 or $60 million dollars each. These are record breaking figures, which I am sure will be matched with record breaking amounts of money spent on advertising. So, keep in mind when watching the coverage of the races that 2008 will be a year when media companies earn record profits from political candidates. Do you think the media companies want campaign finance reform?

    On the other hand, maybe its time to buy more stock in media companies!


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